CraftyChopsticks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

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HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1502	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

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so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	4395
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	2956
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	5164
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5350
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	68	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	704
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6634	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2