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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7794 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7931 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 2782 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.