so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 39 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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