LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
CraftyChina Minecraft Server
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PartyPals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole whose diamonds!Join us for epic parties that don’t require you to choose between your best friend’s birthday bash and meeting your girlfriend’s relatives. In fact, on our server, you can invite both Jake and your girlfriend to a virtual party where everyone gets along!
Don’t let accusations of selfishness ruin your gaming experience – on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft. So leave the real-world drama behind and join us for a world of fun and friendship (without the family obligations)!
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ChunkyCraft
Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!
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Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft
Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!
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RoadKillRptExposé
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya why u should. first of all, we got a crazy story for u. one time, this indian reporter was playin on our server and he found out some shady stuff about a road contract. next thing u know, he’s murdered! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, u won’t get murdered on our server (hopefully).also, we got some sick builds on here. like, we got a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. and we got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt tryin to find it.
so, if u wanna join a server with drama, crazy builds, and hidden treasures, then u gotta join us. plus, u might even solve a murder mystery along the way. who knows? it’s all part of the fun, right?
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Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom
come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other!