CraftyCheatersUS | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Love Letters Sent:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4601
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1794	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Buildings Constructed:	18

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Animals Bred:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Alien Abductions:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Farms Harvested:	126
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	217
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	758
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5039	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Buildings Constructed:	17

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13