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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4298	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	149
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	2106	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Love Letters Sent:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mines Excavated:	4402	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6