CraftyCartelMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	85
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1840
Crops Grown:	2749	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	New Chunks Explored:	205666
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3179	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8052
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	242
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5