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Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	73
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4671
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	8068	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1