CraftyCaptivePutin | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	2612	Dragon Eggs Found:	2176
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	7215	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	137	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4040

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	126
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5341
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gods Slained:	0