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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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