CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	115	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mines Excavated:	2255
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Farms Harvested:	126
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7362
Divine Spears Created:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	151
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Potions Brewed:	115
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Love Letters Sent:	16	Void Gems Collected:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1190

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Farms Harvested:	497

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Towns Built:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9435	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1