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Players: 99/400 Votes: 8444
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Emeralds Found: 8189 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.

join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.

plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!

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  • TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

    TastyTexture Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 803
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

    And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 788
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9311 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9571
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

    GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3428
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4874
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

    our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • RusticMC

    RusticMC
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4905
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Emeralds Found: 9616
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Crops Grown: 8218 Zombie Dances: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

    The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

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  • Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

    Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3741
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

    We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

    Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

    It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

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  • DepositDrama Minecraft Server

    DepositDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1853
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 850391 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

    Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

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  • NoPartyForYou19

    NoPartyForYou19
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8188
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Villages Defended: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 93 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

    🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

    🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

    🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3861
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 145
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • Pixel Unity Land

    Pixel Unity Land
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8666
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Villages Defended: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

    imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

    our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

    we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

    so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

    Twin Trouble Heart Havoc
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1185
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

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    yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

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  • Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

    Gyaru Land Quest 1.21
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6215
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

    We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 1219
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Potions Brewed: 165 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

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    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadCraftFuneral

    DadCraftFuneral
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8775
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

    Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

    With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

    So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

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  • MillionaireMinecraftSMP

    MillionaireMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2246
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

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    Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being a millionaire and still having problems? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and all your millionaire problems will disappear faster than you can say “diamonds!”

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds in our SMP and suddenly a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start dancing the Macarena. You join in, laughing and having the time of your life. Next thing you know, you’ve struck a deal with the creepers to protect your diamonds in exchange for some sick dance moves. Problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been building a mansion in survival mode and run out of materials? Well, in our SMP, we have a magical unicorn that poops out building materials whenever you need them. Just ask nicely and the unicorn will deliver!

    And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! In our SMP, anything is possible, even defeating the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to all your millionaire problems. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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