So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
Star Shards Collected: 298 Animals Bred: 100

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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