yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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