yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 171 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 456
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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