hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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