So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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