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Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchantments Applied:	179	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	277	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Potions Brewed:	143
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4223
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Towns Built:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	219	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8792	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Players:	103/500	Votes:	8922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9269	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5