CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ManChildMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	400
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyZenLand

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Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

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so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	142	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
New Chunks Explored:	151104	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	237	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6