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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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