CraftyBlockHQ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

avoidance behavior, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, digital age, disappearing act, disappearing without explanation, emotional avoidance, fear of confrontation, ghosting, GhostlyInteractions, lack of accountability, lack of closure, lack of respect, Minecraft, modern interactions, online dating, rejection, relationships, smp, social media, social norms, Technology

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShortyCraft

body image, Confidence, dating preferences, dating standards, height and attractiveness, height and relationships., height discrimination, height insecurity, height preference, height requirements, height shaming, height standards, height stereotypes, Heightism, Masculinity, physical appearance, self esteem, short guys, short men, ShortyCraft, societal expectations

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	109
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	892486	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SovereignCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, UN ambassador, united nations

so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	56	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MirageCraft2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, France, Geopolitical, international relations, jets, Media, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, MirageCraft2025, SECURITY, Transfer, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got so many mirage 2000 jets flying around, you’ll think you’re in a war zone. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know?

imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.

plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”

so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	77
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Dominion: Where dragons steal your loot and creepers steal your heart! Now with even more custom items!

1.8-1.21, Autoclickers, Bosses, bug abuse, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, CREEPERS, Custom, Custom Items, Discord, Dominion, dragons, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, Heart, Items, Leveling system, Loot, macroing, Map, Minecraft, PvE, racism, RPG, RPG adventure, rules, Server, smp, steal

Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us

Alternate IP: thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰

Features	Description
⚔️ DUNGEONS	Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
🌍 WORLDS	Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION	Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN	Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION	Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links

Discord

Map

Rules

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules.
Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Age Gap Minecraft Server

age, aging gracefully, aging process, cultural norms, cultural perspectives, emotional intelligence, Experience, gap, generational differences, life stages, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal values, traditional beliefs, wisdom

Are you tired of feeling ancient in your own country? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youthfulness. Who needs maturity when you can have endless fun and shenanigans on our server? So come on, join us and leave your wrinkles and responsibilities behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

> Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP

Appearance, blurry, blurry icons, Computer, Desktop, Display, FIX, Help, Icons, Issue, Minecraft, pixelated, Problem, resolution, smp, software, taskbar, taskbar icons, Troubleshooting, Visual, why, windows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MotoStop Minecraft Server

aggressive driving, AITAH, Asshole, brake checked, driving etiquette, following distance, front bumper, intersection, long stare, Minecraft, misunderstanding, motorcycle behavior, MotoStop, Oregon, rear wheel, red light, road rage, safe distance, Server, side view mirror, stopping 5-6 ft behind a motorcycle, traffic incident

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of motorcycle road rage in a safe and blocky environment? Look no further! Join our server and reenact the epic brake checking showdown that happened at a stoplight in Oregon.

Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WeddingWhitelist

Bridal, bride, control, disagreement, dress code, family, family dynamics, maid of honor, overshadowed, Respect, Rift, sibling relationships, sister, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingWhitelist, white dress

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wedding dress drama that will make your blocky world spin!

Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild sister appears wearing a white dress to your virtual wedding! Will you be able to stop her before she steals your spotlight? Will your virtual parents take sides in this epic battle of fashion faux pas? Only on our server will you find out!

Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous wedding dress showdown in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchantments Applied:	266
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OvernightSkillz – Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, goal achievement, life enhancement, Minecraft, Overnight learning, OvernightSkillz, personal development, quick skill development, rapid skill acquisition, self growth, self improvement, skill acquisition techniques, skill application, skill enhancement, skill improvement strategies, skill mastery, skill mastery benefits, skill mastery goals, skill mastery success, skill proficiency, skill utilization, smp, talent development

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the chance to master the ancient art of llama whispering! Imagine being able to communicate with these majestic creatures and have them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just whisper sweet nothings to your trusty llama steed and off you go!

But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of chicken ninjas. These feathered warriors are experts in stealth and sabotage, and they’ll teach you their ways if you prove yourself worthy. Imagine sneaking up on your enemies with a squad of ninja chickens at your side, clucking menacingly as you strike fear into their hearts.

So if you want to level up your skills and have some ridiculous fun along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCash – Mining for Riches

compensated efforts, CraftyCash, high income jobs, high paying jobs, job compensation, job earnings, job rewards, job satisfaction, lucrative careers, lucrative employment, Mining, rewarding careers, Riches, salary surprises, surprising pay rates, time investment, time vs. money, time vs. pay, unexpected salaries, unexpected wages, well-compensated professions, well-paid jobs, well-paying occupations

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a measly amount of diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the job of professional chicken wrangler pays surprisingly well!

Not only will you be able to collect eggs and feathers, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic chicken rodeos where you can win rare loot and prizes. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens on our server have been known to lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons.

So come join us and start your lucrative career as a chicken wrangler today! Who knew that farming poultry could be so profitable and exciting?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server

Captive, child abuse, child hostage, child neglect, Child protection, child safety, child trauma, child victimization, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal captivity, criminal hostage situation, criminal investigation, criminal justice system, criminal violence, hostage situation, KidnappedCraft, Minecraft, psychological trauma, Server, traumatic experience, violent crime, violent murder

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!

build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?

join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!

and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyMissileWars

aggression, Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, Nervous, nuclear deal, provocation, response, SECURITY, Tension, US

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Ores Mined:	7012	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🍭 LOLLIPOPMC 🍭 1.19.4 – 1.20.2 🍭 GO PUPS 🍭 Minecraft server

admins, Bedwars, BridgeBoom, BuildingGames, CandyLands, CIS, Cosmetics, cozy atmosphere, Creative, custom modes, Minecraft, Mini Games, MurderGames, PracticeGames, resource pack, Server, Skywars, Survival Vanillium, Team Anarchy, TnTGames, VanilliumMax, Zombieapocalypse

A high-quality CIS server with many custom modes and mini-games, a bunch of custom features, a unique resource pack full of hand-drawn menus, icons and models, awesome cosmetics, kind and helpful admins, and an extremely cozy atmosphere!

The modes that are available to us at the moment:

⬤ Survival Vanillium

⬤ CandyLands (private RolePlay mode)

⬤ Creative+

⬤ Team Anarchy

Mini-games that we currently have available:

⬤ SkyWars (Stadard/Arcade/MassBrawl)

⬤ BedWars (Solo/Dual/Quad/Duels)

⬤MurderGames (Modern)

⬤ TNTGames (Standard/Spleef/PvP)

⬤ PracticeGames (FreeForAll/Duels/Knockback/CrossBowMan)

⬤ BuildingGames (Simple/Advanced/SpeedBuilders)

⬤ BridgeBoom (Dual/Quad)

Modes and mini-games currently in development:

⬤ VanilliumMax

⬤ ZombieApocalypse

⬤ Addition to MurdeGames – Classic, DeadByDaylight

⬤ Addition to TNTGames – TNTWars

⬤ Addition to PracticeGames – UltraHardCore

⬤Tower Defense

⬤ Parkour

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!