Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • End Times Baby Boom

    End Times Baby Boom
    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

    Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

    So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 182 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3043 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Hormone Havoc

    Crafty Hormone Havoc
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

    COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

    SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 216
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

    Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

    Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

    Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

    So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2089 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 91 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    , are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Emeralds Found: 528
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 59 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 237044 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

    DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

    And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

    So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SneakyStepCraft

    SneakyStepCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

    Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

    Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

    Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

    UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up
    haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Potions Brewed: 199
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

    PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

    If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

    So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

    OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival
    Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

    Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

    So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Taste World Minecraft Server

    Taste World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3343 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

    4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SisterStranded Minecraft Server

    SisterStranded Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family trips gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where you can mine away your troubles and build a virtual fortress of solitude!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?

    So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AisleCraft2021

    AisleCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

    We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.

    So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoLifinMinecraftSMP

    NoLifinMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

    So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FamBlockerz

    FamBlockerz
    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

    So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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