CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3732
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Emeralds Found:	8480
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	495137	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ores Mined:	1937

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockBlastersMC

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	1881
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4547	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Love Letters Sent:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Zombie Dances:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

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Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

UNRWA Massacre Madness

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

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so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.