Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magic Items Found: 4158
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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