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Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2134	Holy Grails Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	New Chunks Explored:	89549

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6765	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	5170	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyLoveTriangle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	1853
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RocketRaidReporter

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

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lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Towns Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Potions Brewed:	102
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6191	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.