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Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TherapistGoneWild

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3132
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	719	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Secret Passages Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8851
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	2071	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3290	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4