Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 59263 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Kuusacraft

    Kuusacraft

    Survival | KitPVP | Creative | 1.15.2 + Roleplay on Survival

    We are new server who is looking for Staff. We will have new gamemodes to play soon! Bedwars, skywars and Anarchy Survival! Join today! We are multi-language community!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Earthnet x dinoverse

    Earthnet x dinoverse

    **↪ Survival Feature**– Claim Land– Unique Daily Reward (Based on Ranks) ( Coming soon )– RPG System ( Coming soon )– Dungeon (Coming soon)– Crates– Shop– PlayerWarp– ChestShop– PlayerKit– AND MORE..

    Server Gamemode:– Survival– OneBlock (Coming Soon)– Skyblock– MurderMystery– Arcade– Bedwars– ETC

    Discord: https://discord.gg/mQ9qWA3ZkMIP Server: play.dinoverse.ml / play.earth-net.techVersion: 1.8.9 – 1.19.4MCPE Not Available

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Sidonia

    Sidonia

    Minecraft Vanilla survival world for you and your friends to play on. Free to play no pay to win.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Meltdownminecraft

    Meltdownminecraft
    Server IP: Play.meltdownminecraft.net

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CivRealms

    CivRealms

    [VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Exinine

    Exinine

    Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

    Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

    Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1561 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Eclipse gaming

    Eclipse gaming

    Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hyversal

    Hyversal

    Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

    * KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

    Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Lirop

    Lirop

    Content: Concept & Worlds

    Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Emeralds Found: 9620

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Zyncsmp

    Zyncsmp
    Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Star Shards Collected: 127

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Cardboard Craft

    Cardboard Craft

    Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

    We have a few gamemodes including:

    Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

    As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Bloques Socialistas

    Bloques Socialistas

    Survival server.

    It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

    We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Creeed lifefuse

    Creeed lifefuse

    Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SkyDead

    SkyDead

    SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • pengucraft

    pengucraft

    custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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