CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Project Magma

Survival

CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Adenbey

You can support by voting

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lava Central

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP

We are a new Factions and KitPvP server. We plan on expanding to Skywars, Bedwars, and probably Skyblock, once we get an active player base.

Game: mc.lavacentral.xyz

Website: lavacentral.xyz

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Furry Kingdom

Survival

A friendly furry server aimed at embracing creativity and hard work. Enhanced survival, semi-easy play. Hope to see you there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Villages Defended:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Terralith WhisperCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Terralith WhisperCraft 1.19.2!!! We are a server for ages 15+ and have some amazing datapacks included to modify the way the world looks in our vanilla based server. The datapacks included are: Terralith: for the overworld, which adds nearly 100 new biomes! Incendium: for the nether, adding several new biomes and many new structures to explore! We also have a number of plugins to enhance your experience, with favorites such as: CMI, CoreProtect, Jobs Reborn, mcMMO, GriefProtection, TempFly (Which you can get from voting!), Elite mobs and more! I’ve also created over 100 ranks to /rankup with and over 100 kits per rank, including the option for donator ranks! One of the things I like most about this server is that you can claim land to prevent grief and have access to a resource world, so we never have to worry about running into other players claims. If this sounds like the right type of server for you, come give us a look! Server IP for Java: magicwhistler.apexmc.co / Server IP for Bedrock: magicwhistler.apexmc.co Port: 19102

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Skeetania

Survival

wanna have a good time playing survival? join our server! we have a great mod team and a brand new world for you to play on! little to no command work done, pure vanilla no Plugins

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Adagra smp

Discord, Kingdom, Modded, Roleplay, smp

Want to play an Origins modded server? We host a Kingdom themed Origins server with many mods.Our server runs on fabric 1.18.2 and you can find our mods on our Discord server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Towny Central

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Towny Central is a Minecraft Towny Server, As well as a Towny Community. Supporting versions 1.8 to the current, We strive to make an outstanding server with a friendly community. Our main goal is to make sure our players are getting what they deserve, To have an enjoyable experience on Minecraft! Here is some of the following features Towny Central has to offer!

– Multiple worlds that used Towny – Different gamemodes featuring the Towny Plugin – Players from all over the world with strong connections – An active discord server with 24/7 support from staff – 99% uptime from the Towny Central Server – A website full of information – Multiple ways for players to contact us – An amazing community – A experienced, trustworthy staff team!

Come check us out today using any version you want! Simply open up Minecraft, Go to “Multiplayer” and enter our IP “play.townycentral.net”

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

erwara22tv

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a 20 slot minehut server, which shuts down if inactive. If you get sent to the minehut lobby do /join erwara22tv and it will start up the server

1.5.2

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bees artifacts

Abilities, Custom Items, Datapacks, HARD, Hard Server, Multiplayer Survival

A SMP server with my datapacks Bee’s Mobs, Artifacts, and Famine.

The Famine datapack focuses on making the game harder through multiple features, such as hunger being a very, very, big problem- which encourages players to work together to survive. Mobs get stronger deeper underground and other things- and mobs get stronger in general, including different types with different buffs.

Bee’s Mobs focuses on adding new mobs to spice up variety and mob encounters.

Artifacts add items that can be obtained from killing mobs. The items, called Artifacts, give you passive buffs when equipped. You equip an Artifact by putting it in your top inventory bar.

All of these datapacks are far from finished- It is only me, Beezone, working on them, making it difficult to get a lot of content in each one. I try to add more content as often as possible to add more variety in gameplay.

For Artifacts and Mobs, I will be adding more content to these packs, more mobs and more artifacts. Adding more features to Famine would make things harder and probably annoying to some degree.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Miccraft | Lag Free Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance server.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include:·

Land Claims: This protects your hard work from greifers.·

Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient·

TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Altersheim04

4Fun, Arena Pvp, Farming, gambling, Land Claim, Landprotection, Mods, TOWN, Vehicles

Hey People

We are an friendly Forge Server with soooo much mods.

So if you want to relax and have some fun. Join us =)

U can also Fight again other players in our arena or play other games we are building. Maybe together with you =)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Farms Harvested:	994
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dragon Raiders

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Wellcome to land of Dragon Raiders. Hope you enjoy youre stay here in our brand new server.Grief protection is on.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Million Victory Places

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

This is a minecraft server from a Community server. We are still working to improve our gamemodes. Now we have only survival with McMMO and a Costum map. But we are working to get also some Minigames / Skyblocks / ….

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.