join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY