CraftyAnxietyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8234
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8447	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EterniaMC – Chunks

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Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3489
Animals Bred:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2922
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4729
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	238	Zombie Dances:	1
Emeralds Found:	9841	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.