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Turtlecraft

Active Staff, Creative, custom enchantments, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction, friendly community, Hardcore, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Pixelmon, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Turtlecraft, Voting Rewards

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Discord Server	Join

Welcome to Turtlecraft

Turtlecraft offers a safe, fun environment for multiplayer fun, with no whitelist and open to all players who agree to follow the rules. Build, explore, socialize, and optionally join a player-made nation!

Features

Unique spawn area
Plugin for gradual night progress
Plugin for sitting on various blocks
Land claiming to prevent griefing
Various crafting datapacks
Active moderation team
Large map with Bluemap rendering
Discord integration
Optional custom resource pack

Rules

No tangible or irreversible damage to players or their progress/builds
Limited pranks, griefing, and theft permitted with permission
Three strikes system for trouble-makers

Join us on Discord and in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to the IP address turtlecraft.us in your Minecraft client.

Q: What is the map size?

A: The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks.

Q: Are there any rules against griefing?

A: Griefing is limited and must be done with permission or for lore purposes only.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Please check with the server administrators for a list of approved mods.

Robo Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Advanced technology, Android, Artificial Intelligence, consent, Ethics, fembot, friendly handjob, futuristic, futuristic sex., Haven, human touch, human-like, human-robot interaction, Intimacy, machine learning, Pleasure, Robo, ROBOT, robotic companionship, Sci Fi, sex robot, Technology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	230	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, imagine a place where fembots roam free and give out friendly handjobs to players.

Join this server for a chance to experience the wildest and most outrageous interactions with fembots in Minecraft history.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have fembots giving you handjobs in the virtual world? Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server for a unique and unforgettable gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fembots give you a hand… literally!

Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication Issues, court orders, custody agreement, Dads, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, first date, ignoring calls, Jail time, legal consequences, long distance parenting, parental conflict, parenting struggles, Problem, shared calendar, teenage rebellion, threatening behavior, Valentine’s Day, visitation rights, visits

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	4133	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	29	New Chunks Explored:	403771
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	885	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5496
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	51
Star Shards Collected:	118	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Whispering Willow Creek 1.20.5

1.20.5, Barefoot, Candid, creek, feet, foot fetish, Foot fetish blog, foot fetish community, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, Foot fetish pictures, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot model, Foot photography, foot pics, Foot selfie, foot worship, post, Soles, Thread, Toes, whispering, Willow

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the boring real world and live your best blocky life.

We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!

BlockyBO Minecraft Server

BlockyBO, Bộ, body odor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, coworker, customer service, Feedback, Hospitality, Management, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Professionalism, Server, Social Skills, teaching skills, Team Building, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team-building experience! Our workshops involve building epic collages together, but watch out for the BO monster lurking among us. Our coworker Mark may have a strong odor, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the immersive experience. Get close to your fellow players as you work together to crack open windows and escape the stench. And if you dare to confront Mark about his BO, be prepared for a chilly reception and some intense drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of surprises? Join now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

SleepCraftRUs

adolescent, bedtime, Communication, family conflict, Father, insomnia, lack of sleep, NAP, Parent-child relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, SleepCraftRUs, sleeping in, staying up late, teenage sleep patterns, teenager, waking up early

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

BlockSecretsMC

#revelation, BlockSecretsMC, Childhood, Communication, Concealed, confession, family, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, parents, privacy, relationship, Secrets, shame, taboo, Trust, Truth, unspoken, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Votes:	3637	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Have you ever secretly built a giant roller coaster in your backyard made entirely out of cake blocks and pig saddles? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your wildest building fantasies run wild without worrying about getting grounded by your parents! Join us for a roller coaster ride of epic proportions and let your creativity soar to new heights (literally, we have flying pigs)! So come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to confess your Minecraft secrets and join the fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

ap, CraftyZelenskyysHouse, European Pravda, Minecraft, rejecting agreement, Server, short-sighted, US, White House, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	5022
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	90/500	Votes:	8738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34