If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Animals Bred: 197

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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