If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
Farms Harvested: 292 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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