If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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