Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5034	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	221
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyWarZones

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so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7148	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	171
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	965
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyGrinCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4426
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockBlastersMC

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1361
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Star Shards Collected:	272
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Villages Defended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	977265

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7996
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.