Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8925	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Potions Brewed:	187
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	250	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7557
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4051	Emeralds Found:	1510
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyGrinCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Animals Bred:	122	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	422141
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2889	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	90
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!