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Turtlecraft

Active Staff, Creative, custom enchantments, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction, friendly community, Hardcore, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Pixelmon, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Turtlecraft, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Potions Brewed:	59
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Discord Server	Join

Welcome to Turtlecraft

Turtlecraft offers a safe, fun environment for multiplayer fun, with no whitelist and open to all players who agree to follow the rules. Build, explore, socialize, and optionally join a player-made nation!

Features

Unique spawn area
Plugin for gradual night progress
Plugin for sitting on various blocks
Land claiming to prevent griefing
Various crafting datapacks
Active moderation team
Large map with Bluemap rendering
Discord integration
Optional custom resource pack

Rules

No tangible or irreversible damage to players or their progress/builds
Limited pranks, griefing, and theft permitted with permission
Three strikes system for trouble-makers

Join us on Discord and in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to the IP address turtlecraft.us in your Minecraft client.

Q: What is the map size?

A: The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks.

Q: Are there any rules against griefing?

A: Griefing is limited and must be done with permission or for lore purposes only.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Please check with the server administrators for a list of approved mods.

Robo Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Advanced technology, Android, Artificial Intelligence, consent, Ethics, fembot, friendly handjob, futuristic, futuristic sex., Haven, human touch, human-like, human-robot interaction, Intimacy, machine learning, Pleasure, Robo, ROBOT, robotic companionship, Sci Fi, sex robot, Technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Farms Harvested:	781
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, imagine a place where fembots roam free and give out friendly handjobs to players.

Join this server for a chance to experience the wildest and most outrageous interactions with fembots in Minecraft history.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have fembots giving you handjobs in the virtual world? Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server for a unique and unforgettable gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fembots give you a hand… literally!

Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication Issues, court orders, custody agreement, Dads, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, first date, ignoring calls, Jail time, legal consequences, long distance parenting, parental conflict, parenting struggles, Problem, shared calendar, teenage rebellion, threatening behavior, Valentine’s Day, visitation rights, visits

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	133	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Whispering Willow Creek 1.20.5

1.20.5, Barefoot, Candid, creek, feet, foot fetish, Foot fetish blog, foot fetish community, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, Foot fetish pictures, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot model, Foot photography, foot pics, Foot selfie, foot worship, post, Soles, Thread, Toes, whispering, Willow

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the boring real world and live your best blocky life.

We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!

BlockyBO Minecraft Server

BlockyBO, Bộ, body odor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, coworker, customer service, Feedback, Hospitality, Management, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Professionalism, Server, Social Skills, teaching skills, Team Building, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team-building experience! Our workshops involve building epic collages together, but watch out for the BO monster lurking among us. Our coworker Mark may have a strong odor, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the immersive experience. Get close to your fellow players as you work together to crack open windows and escape the stench. And if you dare to confront Mark about his BO, be prepared for a chilly reception and some intense drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of surprises? Join now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

SleepCraftRUs

adolescent, bedtime, Communication, family conflict, Father, insomnia, lack of sleep, NAP, Parent-child relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, SleepCraftRUs, sleeping in, staying up late, teenage sleep patterns, teenager, waking up early

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ores Mined:	9271
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	9838
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	3

Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

BlockSecretsMC

#revelation, BlockSecretsMC, Childhood, Communication, Concealed, confession, family, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, parents, privacy, relationship, Secrets, shame, taboo, Trust, Truth, unspoken, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Have you ever secretly built a giant roller coaster in your backyard made entirely out of cake blocks and pig saddles? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your wildest building fantasies run wild without worrying about getting grounded by your parents! Join us for a roller coaster ride of epic proportions and let your creativity soar to new heights (literally, we have flying pigs)! So come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to confess your Minecraft secrets and join the fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

ap, CraftyZelenskyysHouse, European Pravda, Minecraft, rejecting agreement, Server, short-sighted, US, White House, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magic Items Found:	4651
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	100/400	Votes:	6233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	206	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

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