Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2656
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Ores Mined:	2836

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Items Found:	1776	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Emeralds Found:	824

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	84	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	789968	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4389	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	237

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	713
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Love Letters Sent:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8380	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Towns Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1467	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2