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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1569 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 731 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!