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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2031 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!