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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 330 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 115 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6026 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!