yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5048 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Crops Grown: 9130
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Villages Defended: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Emeralds Found: 4547 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Farms Harvested: 536
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 220 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 331
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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