yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Mines Excavated: 2488
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 215

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3488 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Emeralds Found: 3118
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7053 Emeralds Found: 1271
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Star Shards Collected: 222
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Chimeras Created: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchantments Applied: 165
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 New Chunks Explored: 14031

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Ores Mined: 6915

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5022
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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