Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 12
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

    ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

    Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Void Gems Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

    MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

    So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

    NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

    Crafty Iran Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

    So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crab Minecraft SMP More

    Crab Minecraft SMP More
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ManChildMinecraftServer

    ManChildMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

    So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyMILShutUpLOL

    CraftyMILShutUpLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

    Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

    GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 161088 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyZenLand

    CraftyZenLand
    Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

    CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

    PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!
    so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

    join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

    so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

    Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

    Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

    Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

    Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

    Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

    Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magic Items Found: 2330
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

    Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

    Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 744 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

    Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

    Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

    And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Enchantments Applied: 242
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoDadKissesMCServer

    NoDadKissesMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

    But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

    Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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