Crafty Pixels: ‘N64 Games Edition’ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Rule and Players Drool

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate turkey lover’s paradise! We have so many turkeys roaming around that you’ll feel like you’re in a Thanksgiving feast every day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground German flag society. Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden flags, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical schnitzel.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most turkey-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Steve’s Better Half – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with Eve, my wife, who is actually a Minecraft pro disguised as a housewife. She will lead you on quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer the most treacherous dungeons. But beware, she has a secret weapon – her trusty diamond sword named Fluffy!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night. Rumor has it he once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even running into a herd of rainbow-colored sheep who can breakdance!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Yuropia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of Yurop! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building pixelated igloos. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The spawn point on our server is a giant rainbow made out of candy. Yes, you read that right. A rainbow. Made. Out. Of. Candy. Need I say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to cause a bit of chaos.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	99	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ Fortnite Fails’

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so epic, it’s like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 2 on steroids! Join us and experience a world where myths and mortals collide in the most hilarious ways possible.

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Minecraft outfit that will make all your friends jealous! Keep track of your stats and climb to the top of the leaderboards to show off your mad skills.

But that’s not all – we have an interactive map with insane challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities to the limit. And don’t even get us started on our mission alerts for StW – surviving the horde has never been so ridiculous!

And if you thought Fortnite was wild, wait until you see what we have in store for you. Bend water, earth, fire, and air in Minecraft like never before with our “Elements” feature. Plus, get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 and a neon rush rocket racing event that will light up the night in the most absurd way possible.

But the cherry on top? Our Fortnite Festival Season 2, where you can unlock your talent and even party with Lady Gaga herself! And don’t forget about our Fortnite Crew subscription, featuring the one and only Ares.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchantments Applied:	156	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lost in Minecraft with Musashimaxx

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, desperately searching for your true self? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior, the legendary Musashimaxx! Join us and embark on a quest to find your inner strength and unleash your full potential.

But beware, the path to becoming Musashimaxx is not easy. You must defeat hordes of evil mobs, conquer treacherous dungeons, and face off against other players in epic battles. Only the bravest and most skilled warriors will be able to claim the title of Musashimaxx.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to self-discovery. Who knows, you might just find yourself wielding a diamond sword, clad in enchanted armor, and ready to take on anything that stands in your way. Embrace the power of Musashimaxx and become the hero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your girlfriend is getting in on the action! Imagine logging on and finding your significant other gooning like a pro, with your boxers around her ankles. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next? So come on, join us and see what all the buzz is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7569
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Creepers R Us: Where Thinking Blocks Rule!

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Join our Minecraft server and ponder life’s deepest questions like “Do creepers have existential crises?” and “Is Steve just a figment of our imagination?” Our community of players will have you questioning reality while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to mess with players’ minds. So come join us and let’s all collectively question our existence together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ninakeks’ Epic Minecraft Mishaps

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with friendly creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman Minecraft skills and be able to build a house out of nothing but air blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Star Shards Collected:	179	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyTifa’s LOL Mine: Where Tifa reigns supreme and the blocks are always laughing

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all serious and no fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the sky is pink, pigs fly, and Tifa is the most hated character for some reason (seriously, why do people not like Tifa? She’s just trying to survive in this blocky world!).

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to battle evil chickens, build the tallest tower made entirely of cake, and rescue a group of lost llamas from a pack of angry creepers.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you crave companionship and a cute Japanese girlfriend experience (GFE) to keep you company while you build your epic creations? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a whole village of adorable anime girls ready to be your virtual companions. They’ll help you gather resources, fend off creepers, and even give you virtual hugs when you need them most. Plus, they’ll always be there to cheer you on as you conquer the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams and earn the title of Diamond King (or Queen)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and heartwarming adventure with your new cute Japanese GFE and the Diamond Dragon by your side. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Pawns Mine and Dragons Craft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about all those other boring servers, because here at Minewind, we take things to a whole new level.

Join us if you want to experience a world where dragons roam freely, just like in Dragon’s Dogma 2! Our server is filled with mythical creatures and epic quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where you can create your own pawn, just like in Dragon’s Dogma 2! Customize your character to your heart’s content and watch them come to life in the game.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to defeating the Ender Dragon once and for all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arale’s Minecraft Beatdown: Where your favorite anime characters get wrecked!

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Are you tired of getting pummeled by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, Arale is here to save the day! That’s right, the pint-sized powerhouse from Dr. Slump is ready to kick some pixelated butt and protect you from any mob that dares to cross her path.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a ride on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion? Just make sure to hold on tight and watch out for the zombie roller coaster attendants!

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, Arale could beat up your favorite anime character, so you better watch your back!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ChosenCraft: Billionaire Christian Warrior President Edition

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you will become The Chosen One, a billionaire Christian warrior who also happens to be the bestest president and successful businessman all rolled into one!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you dominate the virtual world with your unmatched skills, but you will also be crowned the Golf Tournament Champion of the server. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge here is sinking a hole-in-one on our crazy golf course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show everyone why you are the ultimate Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it will be a hilarious disaster)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Banter: Unspoken Vidya Rules Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most unspoken vidya rules that will blow your mind!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of wild wolves?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the mighty beast and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5828	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Holocaust Haven: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all players who can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Towns Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3