Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Potions Brewed: 55
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5531
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 1111

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334 Dragon Eggs Found: 4573
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1020 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ores Mined: 8841 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

    And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ores Mined: 7691
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Crops Grown: 9293
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes
    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mine Mc

    Mine Mc

    LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 2869
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • moonrealms

    moonrealms

    a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Gods Slained: 0
    Farms Harvested: 356 Chimeras Created: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
    Description Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
    World Border 16X16K
    Features Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the server IP address?

    The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

    2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

    3. What is the world border size on the server?

    The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

    4. What features does the server offer?

    The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

    5. Can I use cheats on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

    6. What kind of community does the server have?

    The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

    7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

    Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

    8. How can I start playing on the server?

    Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Doge Coin Minecraft Server

    Doge Coin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Dragon Eggs Found: 1291
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1994
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

    Block Breaker Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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