Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 436 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2061
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 New Chunks Explored: 680871
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Love Letters Sent: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

    And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 3694
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 319
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Mines Excavated: 1397 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes
    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    New Chunks Explored: 496354 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Mine Mc

    Mine Mc

    LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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