Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 217 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

    Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

    20sMistakeMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ShadowShenanigans

    ShadowShenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

    Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

    But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 383
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UkrainianShellCrafters

    UkrainianShellCrafters
    hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 211 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BreadSRV II

    BreadSRV II

    14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

    No Griefing.

    No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

    No stealing peoples items from chests.

    No killing other players without a reason for it.

    No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 2438
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangout Minecraft Server

    Overview: Where adventure meets community!

    Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Key Features:

    Discord Integration Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
    In-Game Events Hosted by Admins Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
    Respawning Ender Dragon Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
    Single Player Sleep No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
    Bending for Subscribers Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

    Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

    Ready to Join?

    Server IP: 74.95.135.190

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

    Decent Vidya Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Mines Excavated: 1547
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

    And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

    BrokeBlockMateKickedOut
    Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 143
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

    we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

    With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 217
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dimension Hops: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TRAVEL MC

    TRAVEL MC

    Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

    Thanks For Join!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
    Can I claim any land? No, there is no land claiming on the server.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
    How long has the server been running? The server has been running for over eight years.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

    Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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