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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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