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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Animals Bred: 29 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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